01. On the piss (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

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ON THE PISS
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Intent on paralysis
When I’m out on the piss
Pour me a whiskey chase
Fuck it pass me the whole fucking case
I don’t give a fuck
So top me back up
And make mine a triple
It’s only a little tipple
I drink to get drunk
So I’m a pisshead cunt
Just pour me out another glass
I wanna get me rat-assed
I want a whiskey on the rocks
Followed by many aftershocks
I wanna get fucking plastered
Cos I’m an alcoholic bastard
I always prop up the bar
Necking me back another jar
Then I ask the barmaid
To get me a southern-comfort and lemonade
I’m only a little bit merry
So get me in another bevy
And a large shot of rum
Then I’ll have another one

Going on the piss, piss, piss
Them drinks I’ll mix, mix, mix
Knocking ‘em back, back, back
With the drinks on tap, tap, tap
Necking them shots, shots, shots
Drinking lots, lots, lots
Like a fish, fish, fish
When I’m on the piss, piss, piss

I’m up for inebriation
I’m here for the duration
It’s not yet closing time
So I’ll have a Bacardi and lime
And a double vodka Redbull
I’m drinking me a skin full
I’m on the piss tonight
With any shit my drink you can spike
Once I’ve drunk loads of bitter
I’ll drink me loads more liquor
Well I do like my alcohol
It makes me a merry old soul
Why not drink a lot
Once I’m going I won’t stop
Even when I’m paralytic
Whatever it is I’ll neck it
I can’t get enough of the old booze
Well the shits there to abuse
So I’m gonna get my ass blotto
While I’m still be knocking back some Pernod
I drink one after the other
And gets me a steaming motherfucker
Do I care I’m fucking drunk
As a fucking skunk

Going on the piss, piss, piss
Them drinks I’ll mix, mix, mix
Knocking ‘em back, back, back
With the drinks on tap, tap, tap
Necking them shots, shots, shots
Drinking lots, lots, lots
Like a fish, fish, fish
When I’m on the piss, piss, piss

I like my whiskey man
I love the shit god damn
So give me some Jack Daniels
My brain that shit mangles
Yo barmaid, serve me
I want a glass of Wild Turkey
And some Teachers Highland Cream
And fuck it some Jim Beam
It’s all good to get inebriated
Proper obliterated
It’s a good night out
When ya stumbling about
With some slapper I’ll chit chat
Then I’ll get a slap
For grabbing the tart’s rear
As I’m laughing into my glass of bear
With some cunt I’ll get into an altercation
Well that comes as regulation
So outside I’ll give the cunt a beating
Then go back in and get my ass more steaming
I down my drinks quick
Fuck it if I’m sick
That be a sign of a good time
Just get me another drink and I’ll be fine

Going on the piss, piss, piss
Them drinks I’ll mix, mix, mix
Knocking ‘em back, back, back
With the drinks on tap, tap, tap
Necking them shots, shots, shots
Drinking lots, lots, lots
Like a fish, fish, fish
When I’m on the piss, piss, piss

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from The Drugs Ladder (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec), released November 1, 2017

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