The Drugs Ladder (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

by POLISH

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Third album of the highly controversial rapper from Luton Town POLISH.

WARNING!!! Very offensive content. If easily offended it's not for you.

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released November 1, 2017

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Track Name: 01. On the piss (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
ON THE PISS
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Intent on paralysis
When I’m out on the piss
Pour me a whiskey chase
Fuck it pass me the whole fucking case
I don’t give a fuck
So top me back up
And make mine a triple
It’s only a little tipple
I drink to get drunk
So I’m a pisshead cunt
Just pour me out another glass
I wanna get me rat-assed
I want a whiskey on the rocks
Followed by many aftershocks
I wanna get fucking plastered
Cos I’m an alcoholic bastard
I always prop up the bar
Necking me back another jar
Then I ask the barmaid
To get me a southern-comfort and lemonade
I’m only a little bit merry
So get me in another bevy
And a large shot of rum
Then I’ll have another one

Going on the piss, piss, piss
Them drinks I’ll mix, mix, mix
Knocking ‘em back, back, back
With the drinks on tap, tap, tap
Necking them shots, shots, shots
Drinking lots, lots, lots
Like a fish, fish, fish
When I’m on the piss, piss, piss

I’m up for inebriation
I’m here for the duration
It’s not yet closing time
So I’ll have a Bacardi and lime
And a double vodka Redbull
I’m drinking me a skin full
I’m on the piss tonight
With any shit my drink you can spike
Once I’ve drunk loads of bitter
I’ll drink me loads more liquor
Well I do like my alcohol
It makes me a merry old soul
Why not drink a lot
Once I’m going I won’t stop
Even when I’m paralytic
Whatever it is I’ll neck it
I can’t get enough of the old booze
Well the shits there to abuse
So I’m gonna get my ass blotto
While I’m still be knocking back some Pernod
I drink one after the other
And gets me a steaming motherfucker
Do I care I’m fucking drunk
As a fucking skunk

Going on the piss, piss, piss
Them drinks I’ll mix, mix, mix
Knocking ‘em back, back, back
With the drinks on tap, tap, tap
Necking them shots, shots, shots
Drinking lots, lots, lots
Like a fish, fish, fish
When I’m on the piss, piss, piss

I like my whiskey man
I love the shit god damn
So give me some Jack Daniels
My brain that shit mangles
Yo barmaid, serve me
I want a glass of Wild Turkey
And some Teachers Highland Cream
And fuck it some Jim Beam
It’s all good to get inebriated
Proper obliterated
It’s a good night out
When ya stumbling about
With some slapper I’ll chit chat
Then I’ll get a slap
For grabbing the tart’s rear
As I’m laughing into my glass of bear
With some cunt I’ll get into an altercation
Well that comes as regulation
So outside I’ll give the cunt a beating
Then go back in and get my ass more steaming
I down my drinks quick
Fuck it if I’m sick
That be a sign of a good time
Just get me another drink and I’ll be fine

Going on the piss, piss, piss
Them drinks I’ll mix, mix, mix
Knocking ‘em back, back, back
With the drinks on tap, tap, tap
Necking them shots, shots, shots
Drinking lots, lots, lots
Like a fish, fish, fish
When I’m on the piss, piss, piss
Track Name: 02. Ganjafever (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
GANJAFEVER
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Me not give a fucking damn
Me need some ganja man
Me see ya not understand
Me need as much ganja as me can
Me smoke so much skunk weed
So much ya not believe
It be me got a ganja need
Dat me gotta fucking feed
Me need ganja to bung
Me fucking need some
Me smoke a fucking tonne
So gimme yours now chum
Or take me to ya dealer
Me need another reefa
Packed with the shit that be greener
To get me ass more leaner
Me not fucking lie
Me need to be high
Me need it to get by
Cos da reason be why
Me got ganjafever
Me need more green ta
Cos me a ganja believer
So sort me it now geezer

Me got ganjafever
Me need another reefa
Take me to ya dealer geezer
Cos me got ganjafever

Me be a fucking herbalist
Dat be da fucking verbal-ist
Fucking interpret-ist
After me smoke me cannabis
It be me daily routine
To smoke so much green
Me smoke it such an extreme
It be seen obscene
Gimme a sticky bud
Me need to smoke this fucking drug
In da whole world there not be enough
Of dis sticky-icky shrub
Me blaze da shit all damn day
Me kick back with me J
Den fuck you me ok
Wit me green me be away
In da ganja me believe
Me bow down to da weed
As in da smoke me breathe
Da shit me grateful to receive
All hale da ganja god
Da sticky green do da job
Do me care me a smoke dog
Me say fuck you PC Plod

Me got ganjafever
Me need another reefa
Take me to ya dealer geezer
Cos me got ganjafever

Pass me dat fucking zoot
It just ain’t up for dispute
Dis nutty ganja troop
Need it now ya fucking fruit
Me need ganja in me system
It be best for me condition
Ganja should come on medical prescription
Instead me smoking it get me in prison
But wit out da shit me not cope
Me need da shit to smoke
It no fucking joke
Give it me before me have stroke
See it put me at ease
Smoking da skunk weeds
Dat joint smell like cheese
So give it me before me heart cease
Cos high me need to be
Me need da THC
So supply me some smelly
Cos me got ganja fever see
Me damn well need da shit
Wit out it me be sick
Me not take da fucking mick
Me need da fucking shit fucking quick

Me got ganjafever
Me need another reefa
Take me to ya dealer geezer
Cos me got ganjafever
Track Name: 03. Bomb the Base (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
BOMB THE BASE
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Just bomb the base
It will pick up the pace
And gets ya out ya face
After you bomb the base

Base ain’t got a nice taste
So in a rizzla the shit encase
And bomb whatever shit, shit this may be
Cos most of the shit out there is shit wank billy
But if ya know where to go
Ya get shit that even impresses this schizo
And where to go this schizo does know
And it’s good shit if this schizo does say so
Still I ain’t had an affinity with fucking speed
Me speed just doesn’t fucking please
It can be a bit of fun
Or it can be nothing that the shit has done
Cos I would rather have done other shit instead
Cos speed will shrink my dick and buzz my head
That gets annoying after a fucking while
And I’ve been up a while thanks to that last pile

Just bomb the base
It will pick up the pace
And gets ya out ya face
After you bomb the base

Fuck sniffing this shit
With this shit it ain’t worth it
The fucking dirt that it is
My nostrils are for coke not shit piss whizz
Fucking base ain’t my favourite drug
The shit nowadays don’t even keep me up
I’d rather be off my head on something else
Whizz does fuck all to fuck my mental health
But I’ll take it if you give it me
Cos on the shit I ain’t wasting my money
I ain’t always left impressed by some of the whizz out there now
But that yellow putty shit is better somehow
So this whizz shit ain’t all fucking wank
But also about some of it I won’t rave and rant
Well it don’t matter I’m fucked out me nut already
If I take the shit now it may cut in eventually


Just bomb the base
It will pick up the pace
And gets ya out ya face
After you bomb the base

Don’t get me wrong whatever it is I’ll take it
Even if it this shitty base shit
All this drug shit is pretty much all the same really
It all pretty much gets you fucked completely
Especially if you’re taking mass quantities of ‘em
And you can get plenty of whizz no problem
If you know who to see
And I know who to see believe me
I’ve had binges on the shit for days on end
And been lucky not to get sectioned again
Well fuck it man, if it’s there to do then I’ll get it done
Any drug is better than none
Even if it is this shitty wank whizz
Giving me dick shrinkage
Cos some of it does do something
Even though other shit gives a better buzzing

Just bomb the base
It will pick up the pace
And gets ya out ya face
After you bomb the base
Track Name: 04. XTC Munching (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
XTC MUNCHING
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

I’ve taken so much xtc
I’ve lost count on much truthfully
But it be so much it be silly
I’m surprised this cunt is still alive really
I’m a crazy pill monster
A nutty E popper
A mad quadruple litlen dropper
So that’s why my sanity’s a gonna
Once I’m popping pills I’m not stopping
Fuck it if feels that my gut be rotting
Still more E I’ll be dropping
Them E’s down me neck I’m still bombing
I’m a turbo pill size munching machine
And I’ve been doing since the age of fourteen
I’ve popped pills to such an extreme
I’ve probably proper fucked up my fucking spleen

Munching them E’s
Like them sweeties
Double dropping turbo mitsies
And popping yellow fishies
Munching xtc
I do excessively
So keep them E’s on coming
I want the shit in my brain to keep rushing

So much E I pop
And still more I drop
All together there I’m not
No shit I’ve lost the plot
Taking all that E has fucked me up
When necking ‘em the inside of my throat they cut
And the blood up that I’ve chucked
Along with the bile from my fucking gut
Still from popping pills that ain’t stopped me
Even though I’m fucking up my body
You can call me a fucking wolly
I don’t give a fuck I’m off my trolley
And loving getting stated
On the E that gets me wasted
I don’t give a fuck it leaves me dehydrated
The buzz has me elated

Munching them E’s
Like them sweeties
Double dropping turbo mitsies
And popping yellow fishies
Munching xtc
I do excessively
So keep them E’s on coming
I want the shit in my brain to keep rushing

All that E I keep necking
I don’t give a fuck how fucked I’m getting
My head the shit might be seriously messing
As pure buckets I be sweating
My pupils go fucking huge
My gums to shit I’ve fucking chewed
My fucking head gets seriously fucking screwed
But still the shit I fucking abuse
It’s cos I get good deals
On these xtc pills
There good for thrills and spills
Fuck it if the shit fucking kills
Cos that poor old girl tragically died
And only one pill the poor girl tried
I’ve done thousands and still survived
And got my ass proper chug-why-ied


Munching them E’s
Like them sweeties
Double dropping turbo mitsies
And popping yellow fishies
Munching xtc
I do excessively
So keep them E’s on coming
I want the shit in my brain to keep rushing
Track Name: 05. Coke-a-Cocaine (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
COKE-A-COCAINE
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Hurry the fuck up and pass me the note
Now watch me shoot up this fucking Coke
It’s going straight up my fucking nose
And then I’ll be doing me fucking loads
Of the old special Coke-a Cocaine
That proper fucks up my fucking brain
So, I don’t give a fuck I’ll be feeling fine
Cos constantly I’ll be banging up line after line
Ah yes, it always feels so lush
That enjoyable Cocaine rush
It’s done me a fucking touch
Damn it I can never have too fucking much
Of a few lines of banging Blow
Straight up my nose they fucking go
You just can’t beat the shit god damn
When in a line you do a whole gram
You can’t beat a bit of proper fucking Nice-One
That makes all ya shit go fucking numb
Cos more and more of the shit I gotta take
And I stay up doing it till late
As you can see I love me Charlie me
When it glides up ya nose effortlessly
Coke is always good at a party
But it is seriously better on punarnie

Give me some Coke-a-Cocaine
That will fuck up my brain
See I really do pain to explain
That I love my Coke-a-Cocaine
I’ll bang up one fat line
And blow out my fucking mind
Cos I really do pain to explain
That I love my Coke-a-Cocaine

An ounce of the old white powder
Won’t even last me half an hour
It’s up my nose before I can say Coke-a-Cocaine
So for half an hour I’ll feel no pain
When there’s all this Coke around
I ain’t never turning it down
I’ll be doing as much as possible
When up my nose I’ll bang it all
It becomes the top priority
For me to get some of this banging Charlie
No fucking shit I love it me
I love it even more when the shits fucking free
God damn that Coke is so fucking nice
Doing the shit I don’t have to be asked twice
I do it till my ass is charged up proper
So fucking kiss my fucking ass Mr Copper
That special good old white Coke shit
No shit makes me want more of it
So then my ass does some more
Leaving me grinding my fucking jaw
If there’s some Charlie lines already cut
My nose there going straight up
Before I find me some dirty ho
And have me some sex on Snow

Give me some Coke-a-Cocaine
That will fuck up my brain
See I really do pain to explain
That I love my Coke-a-Cocaine
I’ll bang up one fat line
And blow out my fucking mind
Cos I really do pain to explain
That I love my Coke-a-Cocaine

No fucking shit my Coke don’t last long
Before I blink the shits all fucking gone
But I’m fucking charged to fucking fuck
Cos up my nose so much Coke I stuck
I be a Coke sniffing machine
And when the shit is in my blood stream
To take more of the shit becomes my mission
So to get some more of the shit is my decision
Cuff is something that takes over me
So I do the shit continuously
For the fucking shit I get greedy
And I get fucking fucked off the shit completely
But I don’t have a problem with fucking Chang
I just take as much of the shit as I fucking can
I’m always on the Charlie sesh
I don’t give a fuck that my heads a mess
And my nose starts falling to bits
Fuck it man I got my Coke fix
If my nose falls off, fuck it, I won’t fucking stop
No problem with the shit have I fucking got
Coke-a-Cocaine is just my little treat
And I say the shit ya just can’t beat
No shit about that shit trust
So doing more of the shit I must


Give me some Coke-a-Cocaine
That will fuck up my brain
See I really do pain to explain
That I love my Coke-a-Cocaine
I’ll bang up one fat line
And blow out my fucking mind
Cos I really do pain to explain
That I love my Coke-a-Cocaine
Track Name: 06. When I did LSD (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
WHEN I DID LSD
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

In the beginning of my drug exploration
Everything just had to be taken
And LSD was one of the many drugs I’ve taken on my way
Which could mean that is why I am as mad as I am today
Acid was abused like all the other drugs were
And when I was on the shit it was all a blur
And ever since taking it I’m getting flashbacks
Well I can use that for an excuse for another relapse
An LSD trip lasts fucking time trust
The trip lasts fucking long enough
And like fuck you know what the fucks going on
And ya ass is hallucinating for so fucking long
With all the shit twisting and fucking shit
Ya ass be on one mad fucking trip
It be mental what ya fucking see
You think ya see shit but ya don’t really
What ya see be all a hallucination
That is coming from ya imagination
But what ya see has ya full concentration
You look at it with fascination
At what it is you have to stare
Cos you think the fucking thing is really there
Cos you see the shit in front of ya own eyes
And by it you be mesmerised

When I did LSD
No shit it was well crazy
My hallucinations head fucked me
When I did LSD

I remember those micro dots
And of them I had fucking lots
And them Jesus Christs
I saw it as no sacrifice
And there was the ones with smiley faces
Those had me fucked for ages
And there was them ones with superman on
If I remember rightly they were mighty strong
Acid comes in all different guises
And was taken excessively in the nineties
It was the acid house era
Like you I can’t remember much of that either
But I remember taking so much acid
In taking the shit I was avid
I’d take whatever tab I could get
And then on me I let the acid take effect
So I tripped my ass out fucking stupidly
On so much LSD
Well it was something different to do
It be a lot better than sniffing glue
It was something that just had to be tried
Fuck knows what the fuck I’ve damaged inside
But it was all a lot of fun at the time
Not that I can remember half of it fucking mind

When I did LSD
No shit it was well crazy
My hallucinations head fucked me
When I did LSD

LSD has been around since the sixties
And was a kick for the hippies
If they can do it so can I
But fuck off I’m gonna get hippi-fied
I took LSD when going up the drugs ladder
It was just something else that fucking spanked ya
It was one in long line of hallucinogens
That I keep taking again and again
Fuck knows what LSD has done to me
I dread to think the state of me internally
But it’s not like I can see the damage done
So I’ll keep taking LSD for fun
And it is all fun on LSD
That is until ya start tripping badly
You be getting all panicky
The shit gets worse dramatically
You wanna get ya ass out from this bad trip
Cos through the ride ya don’t wanna sit
But ya got no choice ya gotta see it through
And ya bad trip has to continue
Will you ever come out the other side
Will my ass fucking survive
Yourself these questions you ask
Now taking LSD ain’t such a laugh

When I did LSD
No shit it was well crazy
My hallucinations head fucked me
When I did LSD
Track Name: 07. Magic shroom tripping (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
MAGIC SHROOM TRIPPING
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

It’s not like anything fucking matters anymore
Those magic shrooms have fucked my head up that’s for sure
And I’m still eating me more
Fuck knows how long I’ve been eating ‘em for
This fucking fungi is some twisted shit
Well the shit is a hallucinogenic
That has given my head on hell of a kick
But I be fucking loving it
I just don’t seem to fucking care
Like fuck these shrooms with anyone I’ll share
All these shrooms are to be mine
And I’ve been munching ‘em for fucking time
But I think I’m doing fine
So I maybe I’m losing my fucking mind
But my ass be buzzing to fuck
And I still got more to be munching up
I can’t believe what I see
It’s twisting all disturbingly
No shit this shit be well trippy
But I’m fucking loving it me
No shit that these magic shrooms be fucking strong
The hallucinations keep going on and on
But I’m just loving fucking buzzing
So more of these shrooms me is gonna be munching

Magic shroom tripping
Gives ya head a good kicking
You is fucked good and proper
And it keeps on going longer and longer
It’s some twisted ass fucking fungi
But the shit be well funny
When ya magic shroom tripping
With laughter you be pissing

So much shit is running through my head
And all the shit I see as I breathe in starts going red
It’s making me start to panic about this shit
Fuck sake I hope I don’t start having a bad trip
Fuck knows what this shit is doing to me
Fuck the buzz has so much intensity
But right now I don’t care for fuck all at all
Magic shrooms be making me think the unthinkable
That and seeing everything starting to distort
Seeing this shit up in it I’m caught
And there be so much shit I’m fucking thinking
Well, it’s not like I give a fuck about anything
It started of all fine with me having the giggles
Then I’m seeing proper fucked up visuals
Must be that in these chemicals my brain pickles
And now into sick twisted shit my mind free falls
Well like fuck any of this shit fucking matters
No shit magic shrooms have sent me fucking crackers
But I’m fucking loving this fucked up ride
And all the fucked up shit I’ve visualised
Magic shrooms have me buzzing off me tits
And I’m still eating more of these hallucinogenics
I’ve lost count on how many of these fuckers I’ve been eating
Well like fuck any of the fuckers am I gonna be leaving

Magic shroom tripping
Gives ya head a good kicking
You is fucked good and proper
And it keeps going on longer and longer
It’s some twisted ass fucking fungi
But the shit be well funny
When ya magic shroom tripping
With laughter you be pissing

On magic shrooms I can’t stop hallucinating
What I hallucinate be amazing
The shit looks so fascinating
So more of the fuckers me gonna be taking
Like fuck I give a fucking damn though
All my caring has fucked off out the window
All I wanna do is eat more magic shrooms
And see everything like it be in cartoons
My head be getting real fucking messy
Well I have eaten so fucking many
Well what the fuck am I to expect
Eating so many me it’s bound to effect
And make me lose the fucking plot
Will the buzzing ever fucking stop
Cos I’ve been buzzing for five hours at least
But on more of the fuckers I’m gonna feast
But like any fuck can I give
After what my ass has hallucinated
This buzz is so head fucking
Making me care for fucking nothing
I don’t give a fucking damn
Just give me more fucking magic shrooms man
Of course my ass will be doing magic shrooms again
Fuck it man in the end
Track Name: 08. Little thing called crack (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
LITTLE THING CALLED CRACK
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

The amount of times I’ve been on the crack sesh
Is quite honestly fucking countless
Once I cained a month’s wages in one sitting
And carried on while my mate I smoked with went hospital fitting
I couldn’t give a fuck I was on me crack pipe
Smoking me bare amounts of fucking white
I go mad on the shit once on it I’m sessioning
And then for doing it my fucking ass is regretting
Cos I’ve spanked all my money on the shit
And now all I want is another fucking hit
So I have to find a way to get some more fucking stone
Fuck sake why all my money on the shit have I fucking blown
Crack at the time seems like best if ideas
But now my ass is in-fucking-arrears
And now I can’t get my fucking money back
Cos I’ve spanked it all on a little thing called crack

It’s only a little thing they call crack
In a night I smoke me plenty of that
Then afterwards I feel like a right twat
Cos I’ve spanked all my money on a little thing called crack

Fuck loads of fucking crack I’ve smoked
If I carry on I’ll probably get cancer of the throat
But like I fucking give a fucking fuck
When smoking crack for the shit I cluck
I find myself doing more and more
The urge to do it I just can’t ignore
Fuck sake more fucking crack I’m wanting
Now I’m on it I don’t wanna be stopping
Even though the crack nowadays ain’t what it used to be
Back in the day the crack did it shockingly
The crack then had more of an effect
It made me piss out with fucking sweat
The crack now just ain’t the same
Compared to what’s been the shit now be lame
But to it I still keep coming back
Well fuck it, it’s only a little thing called crack

It’s only a little thing they call crack
In a night I smoke me plenty of that
Then afterwards I feel like a right twat
Cos I’ve spanked all my money on a little thing called crack

So many crack smokes some I’ve forgotten
But like fuck have I got a crack problem
Smoking crack is something I just like to do
And once I’ve started smoking it I’ll continue to
Before I’ve smoked crack for days on end
Fuck knows how much money on the shit I did spend
But it’s a lot more than I had fucking got
Still fuck it I got to smoke more fucking rock
I get excited when I hear it crackle
That means the shit ain’t bad at all
Then for a few seconds I’m high as fuck
Then I start filling my pipe back up
Must be cos I’m fucking craven
Cos I gotta keep taking more crack inhalation
But after the session I feel like a twat
Cos I’ve spanked all my money on a little thing called crack

It’s only a little thing they call crack
In a night I smoke me plenty of that
Then afterwards I feel like a twat
Cos I’ve spanked all my money on a little thing called crack
Track Name: 09. Smack habit
SMACK HABIT
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Skag, skag, skag
Some skag you need bad
Cos the smack habit you have
When you can’t get it sends you mad
All you want is another bag
If only ten pound you had
Maybe the dealer you can blag
Or get the cash mugging some old granddad
So you raise the funds needed
So you can get ya-self treated
To a nice bag of smack
Cos you need the shit that’s a fucking fact
Ya life revolves around heroin
For the shit ya do anything
So you can whack it all up in a pin
Then find a vain to stick it in
Like fuck you care for ya life you ruin
You don’t give a fuck for the shit life your living
You’ve got an addiction sin
Which about you’ll do fucking nothing
You just wanna get the shit injected
And then you can gouge out contented
Cos you got the hit you crave
So now ya ass can gouge away

When ya got a smack habit
You really got to have it
You’ll do anything for a skag hit
Cos you’re a heroin addict

Smack you is craving
Ya bodies aching
You is starting shaking
You be at the point of breaking
Some funds you just need raising
For ya hit you don’t wanna be waiting
Waiting is so irritating
Up and down you be pacing
How can you get the funds
You’ve already done ya sums
It’s just a tenner you need
To get the smack that can relieve
You from feeling this shit
You need the shit quick
Cos you is starting to feel sick
You fucking smack addict
To get ya bag of brown
You just need ten pound
So you’ll rob any shop in town
Then sell the goods all around
Just get the goods rid
And then get ya ten quid
Cos you be flipping ya fucking lid
Just to get a fucking dig

When ya got a smack habit
You really got to have it
You’ll do anything for a skag hit
Cos you’re a heroin addict

You is starting to feel worse
For smack ya body does thirst
Out with frustration you’ll burst
Smack is the thing you think of first
Fuck sake ya ass be fucking clucking
In ya vain you just wanna get a pin fucking stuck in
Cos you be turkey-ing ya fucking ass
You need the shit fucking fast
What you’ll do for some fucking B
Is anything seriously
You need the shit urgently
Cos you don’t wanna fucking go cold turkey
The meth only goes so far
Needing smack you are
Cos you got a double addiction
That’s smack and the meth you take for your condition
What will also go well with some gear
Would be a Tennent’s super bear
You’ll rob the offie you live near
And drink it while you wait for ya dealer to appear
For the gear you gonna score
Fuck knows how long ya gonna wait for
Cos you’ve waited fucking ages before
You know getting ya gear is such a fucking chore

When ya got a smack habit
You really got to have it
You’ll do anything for a skag hit
Cos you’re a heroin addict
Track Name: 10. Fucked on M.A.N.D.Y (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
FUCKED ON M.A.N.D.Y
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Fucked on M.A.N.D.Y
Fucked I do be
On fucking M.A.N.D.Y
The shit has fucked me
Fuck me I feel a fucking state
But fuck me I feel fucking great
When fucked on M.A.N.D.Y
I’m so fucked fuck me

I’m coming up, shit
On M.A.N.D.Y my ass be licked
It’s way better then fucking E
And I take that regularly
I’m buzzing fucking hard
No shit my ass be charged
And it was only 35 quid a gram
I can’t believe how fucked I am
M.A.N.D.Y be pure xtc
And pure fucked I be
And it’s fucking great
More of the shit I wanna take
It’s such a wicked buzz
It fucks me up it does
Fucking fuck me
I’m so fucked off this M.A.N.D.Y

Fucked on M.A.N.D.Y
Fucked I do be
On fucking M.A.N.D.Y
The shit has fucked me
Fuck me I feel a fucking state
But fuck me I feel fucking great
When fucked on M.A.N.D.Y
I’m so fucked fuck me

When the M.A.N.D.Y does hit
It comes up quick
And the buzz is so clean
It’s the most fucked I’ve ever been
I’m so fucked it must look obvious
Cos I’m going in and out of consciousness
All I do is stumble and sway
Cos I’m fucked on M-D-M-A
But I’m having a wicked time
Must be time for another line
Or should I just bomb the rest
What does it matter my ass is already a mess
And feeling this great sensation
From the M.A.N.D.Y I’ve taken
No other way would I rather be
Then being fucked on this M.A.N.D.Y

Fucked on M.A.N.D.Y
Fucked I do be
On fucking M.A.N.D.Y
The shit has fucked me
Fuck me I feel a fucking state
But fuck me I feel fucking great
When fucked on M.A.N.D.Y
I’m so fucked fuck me

M.A.N.D.Y gets me out of it
And I’ve only had a little bit
It’s probably no good for me
But I don’t give a fuck blatantly
This M.A.N.D.Y is fucking banging
Plenty more I wanna be having
Fuck me I’m such a fucking state
Fuck, my drink I’m gonna regurgitate
Well it’s not a good night out till you chunder
It just proves I’m fucked motherfucker
I say its better out than in
Fuck I can’t stop regurgitating
Let’s hope I’ll be alright
I don’t really wanna die tonight
But I’ll be fine you’ll see
I’m just fucked on M.A.N.D.Y

Fucked on M.A.N.D.Y
Fucked I do be
On fucking M.A.N.D.Y
The shit has fucked me
Fuck me I feel a fucking state
But fuck me I feel fucking great
When fucked on M.A.N.D.Y
I’m so fucked fuck me
Track Name: 11. Ketamine experimentng (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
KETAMINE EXPERIMENTING
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

I’m on ketamine
And I can’t feel a thing
It feels up I’m lifting
And I’m not stopping
I’m going up, up and away
Thanks to me taking this fucking K
I’m on ketamine
And my pants I’m shitting

When you take a little bit of ket
Seriously fucked you fucking get
Well what the fuck do you fucking expect
From a horse tranquilizer ya bound to get fucking wrecked
Up and up you keep going
You keep going up and it’s not slowing
And before ya ass be knowing
A fucking K-hole ya ass be throwing
For fuck sake the shit is used to knock out a horse
So ya will be getting fucked off the shit of course
It truly be one nasty sauce
So be careful how much up ya nose ya force
The shit will fuck you up it will
It be stronger than an xtc pill
And that shit can supposedly kill
Well fuck it man ket is just another thrill
It’s fucking strong is ketamine
Be careful when with it ya experimenting
The buzz be completely shocking
And ya end up K-holing
It will fuck you up for sure
You’ve never had a buzz like it before
No shit, this shit is real hard-core
But still let’s be having me some more

I’m on ketamine
And I can’t feel a thing
It feels up I’m lifting
And I’m not stopping
I’m going up, up and away
Thanks to me taking this fucking K
I’m on ketamine
And my pants I’m shitting



Kets a fucking horse tranquilizer
The shit keeps taking you up higher and higher
But be careful with the shit I advise ya
Cos it can be a body immobilizer
All the youngens nowadays take the K
It wasn’t that popular back in my day
But now I take it anyway
I be keeping up with the times with the modern day play
Cos it is now to be the done thing
To be taking ketamine
Instead of heroin
So out on the shit I’m not missing
Like everything else ket be illegal
They wanna make you believe the shit is lethal
All it is, is their taking the fun away from the people
It’s not like ya whacking the shit up in a needle
Taking ket is just evolution
For the new breed of drug taking human
And it is being proven
That it’s another drug to be taken for amusement
K may not be for everyone
But it is taken avidly by some
It is just now what is done
Nowadays for a little fun

I’m on ketamine
And I can’t feel a thing
It feels up I’m lifting
And I’m not stopping
I’m going up, up and away
Thanks to me taking this fucking K
I’m on ketamine
And my pants I’m shitting


The more and more ket you take
Will seriously fuck you up mate
You knocked out it will fucking make
Then ya K-holing for fuck sake
You feel like the shit is uncontrollable
It feels like the shit be unstoppable
The strength of the shit feels so colossal
And a K-hole state for you is eventual
But you do it anyway for drug experimentation
Well it’s another drug for ya recreation
It keeps taking you up its escalation
Till it’s taken you to ya panic station
Higher and higher you fucking go
When you’ll stop like fuck you know
The next stop is the K-hole you throw
This is the treat for you that the ket does bestow
Fucking knock out you fucking be
You can’t even fucking see
You lose all ya mobility
That be kets potency
But fuck it, again ket I’ll try
As taking it I need no reason why
Well it’s just another high
That ain’t yet made me die

I’m on ketamine
And I can’t feel a thing
It feels up I’m lifting
And I’m not stopping
I’m going up, up and away
Thanks to me taking this fucking K
I’m on ketamine
And my pants I’m shitting
Track Name: 12. Noz it (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
NOZ IT
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Breathe in the noz
Take down as much as pos
Keep sucking on that balloon
It will cut in pretty soon
And ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked

When the balloons in ya mouth
Keep breathing in and out
Take down every breath
Until there’s none left
And ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked

Wooo
What’s in that ballooon
You say it’s nitrous oxide
With laughter I’m splitting me side
I’m liking the shit
Give me more of it
Cos it wears off to quick
I just want another laughing fit
It’s just gas and air
But it’s better than crack I swear
It makes shit funny
I want more in a hurry
Cos I like what noz does
It’s good shit trust
When everything’s spinning
Myself with laughter I’m pissing
My laughing I can’t control
I’m having a right old boll
Thank fuck for hippy crack
Everything I’m laughing at
Its damn good fun
It puts me on a laughing one
So give me another one of them balloons
So I inhale more noz fumes

Breathe in the noz
Take down as much as pos
Keep sucking on that balloon
It will cut in pretty soon
And ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked



When the balloons in ya mouth
Keep breathing in and out
Take down every breath
Until there’s none left
And ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked

Tee-hee-hee
Noz creases me
It certainly hits the spot
I’m liking it a lot
All sound starts distorting
I hear voices talking
Are they in my head or not
Still taking noz I won’t stop
I put the balloon to my lips
Then I’m in bits
But it’s all over to soon
I want another balloon
I’ll get more balloons in
And love the head spin
It’s good shit alright
I’m taking it all night
With me G+A I’m away
I’m loving it, way-hay
It’s all a laugh in’it
Noz makes me piss it
I’m loving being nozzed up
At this free party where no one gives a fuck
Listening to the dark tunes
While taking noz from balloons

Breathe in the noz
Take down as much as pos
Keep sucking on that balloon
It will cut in pretty soon
And ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked

When the balloons in ya mouth
Keep breathing in and out
Take down every breath
Until there’s none left
And ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked, and ya fucked
Track Name: 13. V's & T's please (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
V’s & T’s PLEASE
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

The shit the doctor does prescribe
Gets me a little high
He gives me Valium and temazepam
That makes me feel real good man
On these doctor’s pills
Out my ass chills
And I’m feeling fucking nice
For me this shit does suffice
Now I’m gonna have me a celebration
I’ve already got my medication
Next is a four pack of special brew
And a little gear to see me through
I’m having a whale of a time
With this medication of mine
And the rest of the shit I’m taking
The best of it I’m making

I’m partial to a few valies
I also like me them temazies
I munch ‘em like a kid eats candy
And then I’m doing just dandy
I pop ‘em and just chill
Damn good me ass does feel
When I’ve taken some of those valies
And had me some of those temazies

The shit I get from the doctor
Chills me to fuck good and proper
I be feeling hunky-dory
And I still got plenty to take for me
I look forward to getting my script
The shit on it makes me able to kip
Especially those temazepams
The shit comes in pills at 100 milligrams
I’m also getting plenty of Valium
All the different colours I’ve had ‘em
Under my tongue I’ll put a blue
Then knock back my special brew
And as I have my drink
I’ll take me a pink
I’m having my own little party
And I’m A-O-fucking-K if you ask me

I’m partial to a few valies
I also like me them temazies
I munch ‘em like a kid eats candy
And then I’m doing just dandy
I pop ‘em and just chill
Damn good my ass does feel
When I’ve taken some of those valies
And had me some of those temazies

They say these meds be addictive
I guess then my ass be addicted
Like a shit I could give
I’ll kick back and this shit I’ll just chill with
You may call me a junkie
Cos I have these meds keep me company
But this shit does me
They make my shit feel lovely-jubbly
As long as I can still get the shit on prescription
I can keep feeding my addiction
And just relax
It’s just another relapse
I’ll give the shit up another day
Just not right now ok
I’m just quite happy chilling
With me gear, meds and beer I’m sipping

I’m partial to a few valies
I also like me them temazies
I munch ‘em like a kid eats candy
And then I’m doing just dandy
I pop ‘em and just chill
Damn good my ass does feel
When I’ve taken some of those valies
And had me some of those temazies
Track Name: 14. Meow-Meow (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
MEOW-MEOW
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

The future is mephodrone
For us junkies with the get fucked chromosome
It’s just another drug to take
On the way till we rehabilitate
A weed killer it’s supposed to be
Fuck, the shit could kill me
It’s already knocked off a few takers
If you believe the shit in the papers
At least I can say I did it when it was legal
Cos now the fuckers have made it illegal
So how the fuck am I gonna get hold of the shit now
Cos I wanna take more meow-meow
Just where will I get the fucking shit from
Now my internet supply has fucking gone
Like fuck do I wanna get it from a dealer
He’ll cut it up to shit and make it weaker

That meow-meow I like
That meow-meow alright
I’ll do meow-meow all night
Cos that meow-meow I like

Mephodrone they say is dangerous
Do you think that puts off it takers
It didn’t put off me
I tried it readily
The amount of drugs I’ve done
I’ve no problem taking another one
So bring the meow-meow on
And watch me take it all night long
That’s what it makes ya wanna do
Fucking loads of the shit you get through
Once you take it you want more
You want the buzz to give an encore
You get a taste for the shit
It gets ya ass on it
To take meow-meow all night
Cos that meow-meow I like

That meow-meow I like
That meow-meow alright
I’ll do meow-meow all night
Cos that meow-meow I like

A new drug for me to try
A new drug that can make me die
Meow-meow is one of the many new drug breeds
For the next generation of junkies
The shit I just had to sample
I don’t care if the shit be harmful
It’s one of the new drugs on the block
So why not give it a fucking shot
I may run the risk of dying from taking the shit
But I still ain’t yet kicked the bucket
After all these years of mass drug abuse
To take another drug I need no excuse
While I’m still alive and kicking
Up my nose more shit I’m sniffing
So it won’t hurt me to have a little line of mephodrone
Who cares if the side effects are unknown

That meow-meow I like
That meow-meow alright
I’ll do meow-meow all night
Cos that meow-meow I like
Track Name: 15. Crack 'n' Smack (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
CRACK ‘N’ SMACK
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Ah crack and smack the deadly duo
The classic combination numero-uno
Where crack is smack is close behind
Ya have a pipe then chase up a line
They seem to be a match made in heaven
They be the best combination on a session
They be the best drug combination by far
And it’s best to take them regular
I take ‘em frequently
And there’s nothing wrong with me
What a cunt ‘eah they both be illegal
Cos what the high is to be is unbeatable
Don’t give me shit for promoting the shit
You think their wrong cos they be illicit
You should try ‘em first before making your assumption
Don’t judge ‘em when you ain’t got the balls to have done ‘em

Crack and smack go hand in hand together
To take crack before smack is what’s better
Crack and smack are a classic combination
To take crack then smack should then be taken

Crack and smack are relatively harmless
Even if they ain’t then I’ll still take ‘em regardless
I’ve done ‘em both and I’m still in fine fettle
Not every fucker the money for ‘em I try to embezzle
Crack and smack ain’t as bad as what they make ‘em out to be
They should put both on the national formulary
Why not go further and make them requisite
So everyone can enjoy the crack and smack composite
The enjoyment is more when taking both in tandem
If you won’t take ‘em then I’ll have ‘em
I don’t give a fuck what it is I take
Let these drugs in me amalgamate
I know I’m enjoying ‘em, so fuck you
There’s nothing better that I’d rather do
Then get fucked out me noggin on crack and smack
Doing ‘em makes me feel better about the fucking crap

Crack and smack go hand in hand together
To take crack before smack is what’s better
Crack and smack are a classic combination
To take crack then smack should then be taken



Would you like some crack with your smack there sir
Of course dear boy the more the better
As long as the shit be of shocking proportions
Fuck whatever damage gets done to my internal organs
Whatever it causes the shit be worth it
It’s not the only thing I do that be carcinogenic
So doing ‘em won’t hurt anymore as anything else would
Shit, the crack and the smack will make me feel good
All right the crack won’t last longer than before I can say crack
But I’ll take the dodgy one away by smoking a little smack
Then things will be just fan-daby-dosey
My shit will feel just fine and rosie
Cos I’m taking the old crack and smack marriage
I find there to be truth in the old adage
That crack and smack go hand in hand together
I’ll take ‘em today and will probably take ‘em forever

Crack and smack go hand in hand together
To take crack before smack is what’s better
Crack and smack are a classic combination
To take crack then smack should then be taken
Track Name: 16. That new benzo (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
THAT NEW BENZO
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

I took this pill my mate gave me
He said it was called benzo fury
He got it off the internet
I thought fuck it, and the fucker I fucking necked
It didn’t take long for the shit to kick in
And with the fucking fury up I was coming
It was like xtc but much stronger
And the shit also lasted a lot longer
I was fucked on the shit for fucking ages
Pulling all sorts of gurning faces
But I was fucking loving it though
Buzzing off this new drug called benzo
I was fucked completely again
Well most of my time fucked I spend
It really can’t do much good for my health
Fuck it, I enjoy fucking up myself

Have you tried that new benzo
It be shocking if I do say so
It fucked me right up ya know
Well you know me I’ll give any drug a go
I was fucked for what felt like forever
In hind side it probably weren’t that clever
To have taken that new benzo
Cos it fucked me up ya know

Benzo fury was one of them new legal highs
Say was cos now the shit be illegalised
It’s one of many new drugs that have come on the market
From far away these drugs are shipped
They change the molecular structure of a certain drug
And come up with this new stuff
And benzo fury is what they’ve come up with
And no shit the shit be effective
Cos it is some shocking shit
But it’s not a pill but a pellet
It’s something to do so the shit can be sold legally
Cos calling ‘em pills is not allowed apparently
And seeing as this drug is new
There’s fuck all the law can fucking do
Until they illegalised the motherfucker
Let’s hope soon then someone makes another

Have you tried that new benzo
It be shocking if I do say so
It fucked me up ya know
Well you know me I’ll give any drug a go
I was fucked for what felt like forever
In hind side it probably weren’t that clever
To have taken that new benzo
Cos it fucked me up ya know

New drugs like benzo are just the same as others
It’s just cos they’ve changed slightly the molecular structures
So really it’s no different to the drugs we already have
And most of them I’ve already had
I did this benzo and it was like strong xtc
And the fucker felt like it lasted for eternity
Still it was another drug for me to try
Even though it was xtc but tarted up as a different guise
And like xtc it fucks you up
But to a junkie like me I couldn’t give a fuck
I take anything whatever the fuck it is
It just another drug to add to my list
And that fucker be fucking long
But there’s still some more drugs on it to go on
Then about the fuckers I can write a song
That’s if by then my life ain’t gone

Have you tried that new benzo
It be shocking if I do say so
It fucked me right up ya know
Well you know me I’ll give any drug a go
I was fucked for what felt like forever
In hind side it probably weren’t that clever
To have taken that new benzo
Cos it fucked me up ya know
Track Name: 17. E + B (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
E + B
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Drop a couple of E
Smoke bare amounts of B
It fucks you up seriously
It be illegal chemistry
If you do it regularly
You’ll be as fucked as me
So get out ya fucking tree
On some E and the B

Take some xtc
And smoke some skag then wait and see,
Cos when you start coming up
You’ll be fucked off ya fucking nut
It’s a drug combination
That will exceed expectation
It be one wicked fucking buzz
When mixing together these two drugs
You feel tip top
After you double drop
And had a few hits
It be a damn good mix
That gets you pug-why
No shit ya ass is high
You is on cloud nine
Feeling fucking fine

Drop a couple of E
Smoke bare amounts of B
It fucks you up seriously
It be illegal chemistry
If you do it regularly
You’ll be as fucked as me
So get out ya fucking tree
On some E and the B

You buzz off them pills
And you the heroin chills
It’s damn good ya know
All ya shit be well mellow
This feeling is great
E + B I fucking rate
It be a drug cocktail
That at fucking you up it don’t fail
It just be experimenting
With pills and heroin
Trying a bit of chemistry
Going about ya shit merrily
Enjoying ya day
You is fucking A ok
On some E and the B
Ya be spanked off ‘em properly

Drop a couple of E
Smoke bare amounts of B
It fucks you up seriously
It be illegal chemistry
If you do it regularly
You’ll be as fucked as me
So get out ya fucking tree
On some E and the B

All ya shit be real sweet
E + B you just can’t beat
The buzz is the best
You couldn’t care fucking less
You popped them E
And smoked that B
Ain’t you fucking loving it
As some gin and juice you sip
So relaxed you is
Nothing beats this
XTC and smack
Makes you one happy chap
You so don’t wanna come down
So why not smoke some more brown
And drop a couple more E
To stay fucked out ya tree

Drop a couple of E
Smoke bare amounts of B
It fucks you up seriously
It be illegal chemistry
If you do it regularly
You’ll be as fucked as me
So get out ya fucking tree
On some E and the B
Track Name: 18. Methamphetamine (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
METHAMPHETAMINE
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

Now I am well and truly head fucked
Methamphetamine has fucked my head right up
And the effects might be forever lasting
You may think that I might find that alarming
But all I can say it was a lesson that was learnt
Na, perhaps that lesson weren’t
Cos this head fucked junkie will always be drug experimenting
Cos why this nutter took methamphetamine
I’m just on a messed up mission
Not caring for my health’s condition
And methamphetamine hasn’t done me any favours
But believe it or not I am one of its lucky takers
Cos the shit has killed off one or two participants
In their methamphetamine experiments
So it’s a drug that kills, well then that’s nothing new
Fuck sake ain’t that what drugs are supposed to fucking do

Methamphetamine
Fucked my head in
My head was swelling
And the damage done there’s no telling
Cos methamphetamine
Fucked my head in
And they’ve stopped all betting
On brain damage I’ll end up getting

The shit swelled my head
Fuck sake I don’t know if I’m fucking dead
That’s how head fucked the shit has got me
And I thought I was already off my trolley
It was a mistake that I did make
But at the time it felt fucking great
For all the hours it kept me up for
And then the come down that lasted many more
Fuck knows the state I’m left in
My brains been fucking melting
And probably it still is
So fuck you I take the fucking piss
With my persistent drug escapades
That now have lasted for decades
Seeing as in doing them I’m emphatic
And I can share them with you all seeing as now I’m telepathic

Methamphetamine
Fucked my head in
My head was swelling
And the damage done there’s no telling
Cos methamphetamine
Fucked my head in
And they’ve stopped all betting
On brain damage I’ll end up getting

I took it for this song
And now my brains completely gone
Well it just was that extra push that was needed
Seeing as all my expectations were exceeded
The shit ain’t what it’s all made out to be though
Fuck sake I was already a schizo
That should have been more responsible
Well, still a fuck I couldn’t give at all
That’s why I’ve taken methamphetamine
That got me fucked just as much as I’ve ever been
You see I have to try these things
Even if it defies all known meanings
On why someone would want to keep taking all these dangerous concoctions
Why not, with all these drugs they give you options
To seeing what fucked state the shit’s gonna get you in
And believe a state of fucked you get on methamphetamine

Methamphetamine
Fucked my head in
My head was swelling
And the damage done there’s no telling
Cos methamphetamine
Fucked my head in
And they’ve stopped all betting
On brain damage I’ll end up getting
Track Name: 19. Sprinkle of spice (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)
SPRINKLE OF SPICE
(P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

A sprinkle of spice
Does just nice
I don’t have to be asked twice
For a little sprinkle of spice

Don’t worry, this shit’s legal
It’s a synthetic substitute at a price that’s reasonable
It’s cannabis but not as you know it
With this you don’t have to grow shit
Cos this shit is synthetically made
And it’s not like the usual green you get every day
Cos this shit will knock several shades of shit out you sideways
When on this funky ass shit you blaze
It ain’t like the old tried and trusted cannabis
It’s shit from a different tobacconist
Hell it ain’t even fucking tobacco
But it will fuck you up bad though
Cos all I’m doing is smoking pure chemical
Nothing about this shit is natural
But it’s fucked me up its fucking potent
I had two heart seizures in a moment
A sprinkle of spice
Does just nice
I don’t have to be asked twice
For a little sprinkle of spice

All this new drug shit is getting way advanced
They’ve made ganja without it growing on plants
Somehow with me that shit don’t sit straight
But the shit’s good so the shit I’ll take
I can make room for another little companion
You see all these new drugs I’ll be the one to have ‘em
And spice ain’t bad to experiment with
Just put it down to another drug that’s been tested
Still, the shit ain’t as good as the good old weed is
I still prefer my good old illegal cannabis
Cos spice can never be weed
It’s nowhere near the same league
It still fucks you up but it’s a different fuck up
Still what do I give a fuck
If it gets me high then I ain’t complaining
It don’t matter me what the shit is that I’m blazing

A sprinkle of spice
Does just nice
I don’t have to be asked twice
For a little sprinkle of spice

Spice is nice but it will never replace my weed need
For I am a true ganja soldier fighting for weed to be freed
And this supposed substitute just ain’t the real thing
Its synthetic shit with fuck knows what else in
I’ll just have to smoke both
I suppose the shit is still all dope
And ain’t this new shit something to do with dopamine
Fuck it, if it ain’t the shit still gets me lean
I can certainly say it’s different
After three pulls its instant
And then ya fucked like fucking fuck
And you’ve still got to smoke enough
But fuck it, you’ve got to try these things
What the fuck does it matter its more in-toxins
To a fucked up fuck head like me
Why not get fucked out ya nut scientifically

A sprinkle of spice
Does just nice
I don’t have to be asked twice
For a little sprinkle of spice